tobleroneflakes:

markusrabbit:

ultrafacts:

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I’ve actually read about this in a Biography about Tesla, apparently Twain would come over to Tesla’s place sometimes and they would mess with all the crazy inventions. :D

This is true. One time Twain was over at the lab hangin out and Tesla was showing him this kind of rapidly vibrating platform and Twain, bein a fuckin goof was like “OO lemme stand on it” and Tesla’s like “I dunno if you wanna fuckin do that dude” but Twain insisted that he really wanted to do it, so he stood on it. It vibrated around and he was havin a grand ol time for about a minute but then he was like “WEEE-oh. ooooooooooooooooooh. oh no. Tesla where’s the bathroom oh god where is it”. The platform vibrated at a frequency that gave you diarrhea so yeah. TLDR: Nikola Tesla indirectly gave Mark Twain explosive diarrhea one time

The real brown note.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

sizvideos:

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markusrabbit:

ultrafacts:

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I’ve actually read about this in a Biography about Tesla, apparently Twain would come over to Tesla’s place sometimes and they would mess with all the crazy inventions. :D

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

alienswithankhs:

omfg

Baby: d-... d-... d-...
Dad: daddy? Are you trying to say daddy?
Baby: d-... d-... DRUM CORPS INTERNATIONAL PROUDLY PRESENTS...

A spiritual journey

clarknokent:

youngblackandvegan:

there are people who can have sex with no strings attached

and there’s nothing wrong with that

but if you know you’re not that person

then don’t act like you are

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